What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.