What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!