Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: