Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.