Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Who's that running?

Not Tom

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.