Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running