Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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They never want to log off.

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

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OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border