What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

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Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!