What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!