What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!