What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.