What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.