What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.