Sneaker Jokes

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Sneakers. Huehuehue.

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

Because they had ten issues.

So that he can sneak up on mice !

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Their trunks.

ell if I know.

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

They have a lot of issues

Issues a royal pardon !

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He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Scares their dogs.

Quack cocaine

Poison by Christian Dior !

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Sneaker Jokes

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