Your mum
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Either your mum, your wife or you.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Mini-Mum
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
My mum.
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
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She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
A minimum.
When they scream they make no sense
Mum: "Just to make sure"
I went to Canada with my mum once"
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Your mum doesn't starlings.
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
They don't like triggers
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
Revolver Camelot!
Because he is an x-boxer
Punjabi-ng.
so he could flip the bird
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
He wanted to be cool.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!
