Wrinkly Jokes

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Aspirin Jokes More Aspirin Jokes

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ?

Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin