Well, you want them to work, don't you?
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Because they work.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because they're white.
Because he had my grains
Because it's a cox blocker
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Why are you picking on me?
Either your mum, your wife or you.
Wrinkly.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
Danny DeVito
Because it's bipolar
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
He wanted to be cool.
They steal all the green cards.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because Paracetamol on fire.
