What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.