What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.