What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long