Hulk ash!
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Trap
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He was trapped under da-Brie!
Trapped Under Ice.
He died of asphinxiation!
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
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He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
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Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
A key.
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
By tying a knot on its tail.
Because Greece is at the bottom.
An unidentified frying object.
Because a black widow has no husband.
They were fried in ancient grease!
A salt rifle.
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
A: With a red elephant trap.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
Mum: "Just to make sure"