How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2