What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!