What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!