What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.