Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.