Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.