Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.