What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!