Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!