Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!