What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.