What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin