Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball