Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...