Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

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What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.