How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)