How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.