How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.