How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...