What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What do Japanese guys do when they have erections?

Vote

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan