Japanese Guy Jokes

What do Japanese guys do when they have erections?

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!