Japanese Guy Jokes

What do Japanese guys do when they have erections?

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?

Glamurai

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.