Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper