What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.