Rye Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Oppress Jokes More Oppress Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

Favorite Bread Jokes More Favorite Bread Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.