What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.