Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.