Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.