Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough