Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...