Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "