Ball lightning
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Because they don't exist
McRibbed
a priustoric!
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
Polo
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.