How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What do you say to an ugly person?

Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!