How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku