How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.