Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Why did God bless Texas?

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.