Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?