Darth Deciduous
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A sithy.
None. They like it on the dark side.
The Maul.
The Darth Mall.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"
Count Spooku
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
A LED Zeppelin
With a knight light....
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
At the Darth Maul. :3
At the Darth Mall
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
A spooksman !
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Adobe-wan Kenobi
Check your privilege, sithlord