What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love