What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

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Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin