What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love