How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....