What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Previous Random Joke Next
Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

King Arthur Jokes More King Arthur Jokes

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Knight Light Jokes More Knight Light Jokes

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....