Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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His boss always took him for granite.

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Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"