Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.