What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.