What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.