Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.