How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.