How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.