What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Drama Dairy Jokes More Drama Dairy Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.