What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Who falls first?

Neither. They can both levitate.

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!