What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

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What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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They have a lot of patients

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"