Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Aloha Akbar Jokes More Aloha Akbar Jokes

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.