Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

You might also enjoy:

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Pearl Harbor Jokes More Pearl Harbor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.