Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Hawaiian Pizza Jokes More Hawaiian Pizza Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.