When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime