When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.