Mole Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What do you call 6.02x1023 avocados?

Guaca-mole

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...