How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)