How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.